Well,Girlfriend Who is Crazy About Big Things of course the internet had a field day with Apple’s new iPhone X after it was revealed to have a starting price of $999.  

Yep, $999, and that's just for the starting version. Be prepared to part with one of your beloved kidneys if you want that 256gb version, which starts at a whopping $1,149. 

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Online, of course, this led to a new math-driven meme, which points out all the (mostly ridiculous) things you could buy for $999 instead of the iPhone X. It turns out it's a lot.

We may just talk you out of shelling out for that shiny new future phone after this.

Here are 11 things you could buy for the price of an iPhone X;

1. For example, movie buffs could invest in 83 copies of Shrek the Third.

2. Willing to chip in an extra $52? You could get the entire Texas Roadhouse menu.

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3. Even the Cracker Barrel menu is up for grabs--no modifications necessary!

4. 43 pairs of Lighting McQueen shoes seems like a reasonable investment.

5. You can never really have "too much" toilet paper.

6. That's a lot of eggs, hopefully they don't crack like an iPhone screen.

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7. That is a lot of garlic bread and a lot of carbs.

8. Chicken lovers around the world rejoice, the iPhone is worth a lot of KFC.

9. There is nothing more valuable than friendship.

10. I'm surprised you could only get 18 hoodies for this price.

11. If your idea of fun is jumping around piles of leaves this makes perfect sense.