Ivanka Trump,Sex Trek The Man Eater (1999) porn parody the sentient magazine perfume sample who was supposed to save us all, came out with a fiery public statement in US Weeklytoday: sometimes, she disagrees with her dad.

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The magazine's cover did what it could to buttress Ivanka's reformer image/struggling brand. "Ivanka takes a stand," its cover reads, "Why I disagree with my dad.

But the internet couldn't help but point out the painful glaring hypocrisies.

Ivanka, a one-time Democratic donor with actual human manners, was supposed to be the one person in the White House capable of soothing President Trump and moderating some of his more extremist tendencies.

Her efforts, if she's actually taken them, have so far been unsuccessful: Trump has rescinded the executive order protecting trans students, rewritten the Muslim ban and pulled out of the Paris Climate Agreement.

How could she not disagree with a man who's praised mass murderers and dictators, and why, some want to know, has she been so bad at it?

Take a look at Twitter, fighting back.

“Once-witty supermarket tabloid shifts to fabricated palace dissent as propaganda for the regime” is definitely a square on Dystopia Bingo pic.twitter.com/3UawB3yeb4

— Gabriel Roth (@gabrielroth) June 7, 2017

"Why I Disagree With My Dad" pic.twitter.com/gr59kgu56D

— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) June 7, 2017

"Why I Disagree With My Dad" pic.twitter.com/xDzZjPg7ZJ

— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) June 7, 2017

'Why I Disagree With My Dad' pic.twitter.com/lqoJCjKHKX

— pineapple pizzaface (@ZeddRebel) June 7, 2017

wHy I diSaGReE wItH mY daD pic.twitter.com/2HemWtujzd

— andré (@carIisIe) June 7, 2017

Why I disagree with My Dad pic.twitter.com/TT47mJwdPY

— Kyle T Schroeder (@ktsthegame) June 7, 2017

"Why I Disagree With My Dad" pic.twitter.com/7VrDnmhp8K

— Mike Scannapieco (@MikePieco) June 7, 2017

"WHY I DISAGREE WITH MY DAD" pic.twitter.com/Gr0ngIkAZu

— Eliot Nelson (@eliotnelson) June 7, 2017

Why I Disagree With My Dad pic.twitter.com/ByOXRo6Rxj

— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) June 7, 2017

"Why I disagree with my dad. Uh - and my husband. Also, my brothers. And those officials who jailed the people exposing my sweatshop, also, pic.twitter.com/tDGWvwWZSx

— Nick Amadeus (@NickAmadeus) June 7, 2017

DADDY, YOU’RE RUINING MY BRAND pic.twitter.com/A6SJ32z9RQ

— Anthony De Rosa 🗽 (@Anthony) June 7, 2017

WHY I DISAGREE WITH MY DAD pic.twitter.com/XWsCpCB0Re

— Lauren Duca (@laurenduca) June 7, 2017

Making fun of dumb US Weeklycovers is what Twitter was made for.